Me: My tub is dripping now.
Mom: Eharmony. Look for a guy that enjoys plumbing and walking in Home Depot.
Me: Thanks, Mom.
Mom: I think it's a plan. Funny enough to quote me on your blog...

So Via Google Images, here is my Mr. Right, an attractive, accomplished plumber, speaks English as a first language (according to my brother that shouldn't matter) and enjoys long walks down Home Depot aisles. A girl can dream, right?